"By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded."
"Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws."
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Source: BBC Radio 2 Show, June 30, 2007.
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