"Don't ever go on a diet. Just don't. Walk away. Diets are the spawn of Satan."
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"...there is one thing that all Satan's cunning and all the snares of temptation cannot take by surprise - an undivided will."
"Satan's snares are mostly subtly laid and are the most tempting when the dividing line between right and wrong is so thin as to be imperceptible."
"Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million."
"If Satan can defeat you in your thoughts then he can defeat you anywhere else as well."
"[Satan] has been thoroughly defeated and only holds people by usurped authority and power."
"I am not likely to obtain the result flowing from the worship of God by laying myself prostrate before Satan."
"All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English."
"Satan is the master distracter. He is always working to keep us off track in our walk with God."
"Let no one flatter himself; of himself he is Satan. Let man take sin, which is his own, and leave righteousness with God."
"There's a hidden sweetness in the stomach's emptiness. We are lutes, no more, no less. If the soundbox is stuffed full of anything, no music.... When you're full of food and drink, Satan sits where your spirit should."
"God rules even where Satan seems to hold sway, because the latter exists only on God's sufferance."
"Satan, who is a wonderful contriver of delusions, is constantly laying snares to entrap ignorant and heedless people."
"Satan has his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and detested."
"If you haven't met Satan recently, you are probably going his way!"
"Oil they would buy from anyone. From Satan."
"The death of Satan was a tragedy For the imagination."
"When Satan's not in the mood, virtue triumphs. Hasn't even Satan a right not to be in the mood once in a while?"
"People seem to think I'm Satan."
"Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day."