"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws."
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Source: Scott Adams (1996). “The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions”
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