"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"My philosophy is that every phone conversation has a loser."
Source: Phone. Scott Adams Blog, September 03, 2010.
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Scott Adams
Cartoonist
Scott Adams is a cartoonist and author, best known for creating the 'Dilbert' comic strip, which satirizes corporate culture and workplace dynamics.
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