"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again."
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Source: Scott Adams (2000). “Dilbert - A Treasury Of Sunday Strips: Version 00: A Dilbert Book”, p.107, Andrews McMeel Publishing
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