"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children?"
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Source: Steve Martin - a man with two reigns by Andrew Purcell, www.theguardian.com. May 26, 2011.
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