"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"I opened the show with this line: "I have decided to give the greatest performance of my life! Oh, wait, sorry, that's tomorrow night."
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Source: Steve Martin (2008). “Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life”, p.125, Simon and Schuster
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