"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"It's so hard to believe in anything anymore, you know what I mean? It's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, 'cause it seems so mythological, and seems so arbitrary; and then on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch."
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Source: A Wild and Crazy Guy. Comedy album by Steve Martin, 1978.
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