"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?"
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Source: Steve Martin (2004). “The pleasure of my company”
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