"I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him"
"Under most circumstances that would result in disqualification. If the rules of golf are upheld, I believe he should have been disqualified."
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