Toasters quotes
30 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
"Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood. No one has ever gotten a religious experience out of removing burned-on cheese from the grill of the toaster oven."
"Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime."
"The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realize that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and Armagnac, he didn't, by himself, know how any of it worked. He couldn't do it. Left to his own devices he couldn't build a toaster. He could just about make a sandwich and that was it."
"Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood."
"My full name is Lauren Lee Smith. Of all the names I could have been given, that's the one I got. Lauren Lee Smith. It has all the personality of a toaster."
Explore further
Browse quotes that often appear alongside toasters — connected by shared ideas and recurring themes.
Quote collection
Follow a thought to its author, or read the full quote page.
"Burn bread every day boy, no toaster"
"I don't want to give the impression that I hold daily conversations with my household appliances, although my toaster is as old as Drew Barrymore and almost as talented."
"Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster."
"Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters."
