"Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail."
"suppose you invest time and effort in designing a new image for yourself. You get home and your husband takes one look and screams, 'Was the other person hurt? I see you've been in a head-on collision.' ... Men hate any change."
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Source: Virginia Graham (1967). “Don't blame the mirror”
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