"Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail."
"when we travel, most of us take too much. I always work on the assumption that I'm going to take everything with me because I don't want the second wife to have anything if the plane crashes."
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Source: Virginia Graham (1967). “Don't blame the mirror”
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