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"If we would destroy the Christian religion, we must first of all destroy man's belief in the Bible."
"Of all religions, the Christian should of course inspire the most tolerance, but until now Christians have been the most intolerant of all men."
"Ask a toad what is beauty....; he will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little head, a large flat head, a yellow belly and a brown back."
"What can we say with certainty?"
"Every abuse ought to be reformed, unless the reform is more dangerous than the abuse itself."
"The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination."
"Earth is an insane asylum, to which the other planets deport their lunatics."
"God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere."
"To make a vow for life is to make oneself a slave."
"Optimism," said Cacambo, "What is that?" "Alas!" replied Candide, "It is the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst."
"Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense."
"He who doesn't have the spirit of his time, has all its misery."
"It is lamentable, that to be a good patriot one must become the enemy of the rest of mankind."
"God prefers bad verses recited with a pure heart to the finest verses chanted by the wicked."
"Historians are gossips who tease the dead"
"The worthy administrators of justice are like a cat set to take care of a cheese, lest it should be gnawed by the mice. One bite of the cat does more damage to the cheese than twenty mice can do."
"It is as impossible to translate poetry as it is to translate music."
"There are truths which are not for all men, nor for all times."
"One great use of words is to hide our thoughts."