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"I remember my agent at ICM at the beginning of my career telling me that I wasn't pretty enough, that I was always going to be a quirky sidekick. And he was an ogre of a man. He should have been carrying a torch. If he was in a bar, he couldn't have come near me, and then he was deciding my fate."
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Source: Can Whitney Cummings Get Some Respect? by Vanessa Grigoriadis, www.vulture.com. November 18, 2012.
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