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"It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies."
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Source: A Look at Organized Crime by Woody Allen in Disquiet, Please! More Humor Writing from the New Yorker by David Remnick, Henry Finder, (p. 364), 2008.
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