Woody Allen
Director, Actor, Writer
"Take the money and run."
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Annie Hall
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Woody Allen
Director, Actor, Writer
"I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery."
Woody Allen
Director, Actor, Writer
"Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick."
Woody Allen
Director, Actor, Writer
"I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening."
Woody Allen
Director, Actor, Writer
"You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on."
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"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there."
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"My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks."
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"Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym."
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"I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member."
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"I don't know how much longer I can complain."
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"I don't know if you have ever seen the Woody Allen film 'Annie Hall,' but it is, in a way, to Los Angeles and 'Hollywood' what 'This Is Spinal Tap' is to many musicians."
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