John Oliver
Comedian
"Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath."
April quotes
April
54 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
George Orwell
Writer, Journalist
"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."
William Shakespeare
Playwright, Poet
"Well-apparel'd April on the heel Of limping Winter treads."
Marlon Brando
Actor, Director
"Acting is an empty and useless profession."
e. e. cummings
Poet, Painter
"For surely as each November has its April, mysteries only are significant; and one mystery-of-mysteries creates them all: nothing false and possible is love (who's imagined,therefore limitless) love's to giving as to keeping's give; as yes is to if,love is to yes"
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"Spring is the Period Express from God. Among the other seasons Himself abide, But during March and April None stir abroad Without a cordial interview With God."
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"One swallow does not make a spring, nor does one fine day."
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"Peace is joy at rest. Joy is peace on its feet. quoting her pastor in Salon, April 25, 2003"
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"April is the cruellest month."
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"Plunge into the deep without fear, with the gladness of April in your heart."
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"Oh, to be in England now that April's there."
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"Oh, to be in England Now that April's there, And whoever wakes in England Sees, some morning, unaware."
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"Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools."
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"At the end of April I archived 'Curses' and Inform, and announced them on the newsgroups."
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"One of the reasons I was so proud to be born on April 3, is because I am such a big fan of yours."
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"April 27. Incapable of living with people, of speaking. Complete immersion in myself, thinking of myself. Apathetic, witless, fearful. I have nothing to say to anyone - never."
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"Anne Lamott’s priest friend Tom, how to get through: "Left foot, right foot, left foot, breathe," he said. "Right foot, left foot, right foot, breathe." Salon April 25, 2003"
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"Well, let it pass, he thought; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice. --The Sensible Thing"
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"Why should I deem myself to be a chisel, when I could be the artist?"
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"April frowned, irritation evident. “I did not consent to your presence,” she said peevishly. “Please depart, and attempt your political assassination on someone else’s property."
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