"If you expect nothing from anybody, you’re never disappointed."
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"If he loved with all the powers of his puny being, he couldn't love as much in eighty years as I could in a day."
"A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't"
"You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you."
"I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit."
"Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars."
"Hail to thee, blithe Spirit!"
"Do you work in a strip club?"
"Let me live, love and say it well in good sentences."
"Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him."
"So who's on drugs here?... He looks as if he's on drugs."
"[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?"
"We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!"
"What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer."
"Do you still throw spears at each other?"
"It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people."
"I am too pure for you or anyone."
"It's my custom to say something flattering to begin with so I shall be excused if I put my foot in it later on."
"If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested."
"I had a really good childhood up until I was nine years old. Then a classic case of divorce really affected me and I moved back and forth between relatives all the time. And I just became extremely depressed and withdrawn."
"British women can't cook."