Katt Williams
Comedian, Actor
"Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache."
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Aspirin
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Paul McCartney
Musician, Singer-songwriter
"I realize now that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache."
Fred Allen
Comedian, Actor
"After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins."
Eric Davis
Baseball Player
"I don't even take aspirin."
Truman Capote
Author, Journalist
"What I found does the most good is just to get into a taxi and go to Tiffany's. It calms me down right away, the quietness and the proud look of it;nothing very bad could happen to you there."
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"Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle."
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"Most things in this world don´t work, aspirin do."
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"Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast."
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"Professionalism in medicine has given us medial miracles for the affluent but hospitals that will charge $35 for aspirin."
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"In 1844, Karl Marx said, "Religion is the opiate of the masses." He said this at a time when opium and opium derivatives were the only painkillers. And he said it helped a little. He might as well have said, "Religion is the aspirin of the people.""
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