"I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me."
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"Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage."
"Titian, Rembrandt and Goya were the great painters. I am only a public clown."
"You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you."
"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am."
"Nobody likes a clown at midnight"
"No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns was that, after watching them, anything else that happened seemed enjoyable"
"All the world loves a clown."
"There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare."
"He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things."
"Give a clown your finger, and he will take your hand."
"Clowns have no respect for pie."
"Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast."
"I think music should be tarted up, made into a prostitute, a parody of itself. It should be the clown, the Pierrot medium."
"Do those clowns really believe what they teach?"
"There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show."
"Charlie Hebdo were the licensed anarchist clowns of the society."
"My mother-in-law is obsessed with clowns."
"I'm secretly afraid of clowns. But it's not a secret now...dang."
"I really wasn't a class clown."