"Getting married was a ball. Being married was... a nightmare."
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"And from the whole she deduced this useful lesson, that to go previously engaged to a ball, does not necessarily increase either the dignity or enjoyment of a young lady."
"Lucifer’s hairy ball sack! You’ve become a morlock."
"Our earthly ball a peopled garden."
"You look out on the driving range and it looks like snow, but it isn't, it's covered in golf balls."
"I've definitely always wanted to be the guy they tell, 'Here's the ball. Go do it.'"
"You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!"
"A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center."
"Y’all dropped the ball and you should be shamed."
"There weren’t any fairy tales in the streets around me. If there was ever a Cinderella, her glass slippers shattered under her weight and she limped home bleeding from the ball."
"I'd rather be remembered as a famous painter than a famous model, so I'll have to start the ball rolling now."
"I had some shots that I felt like I should've made; I just didn't make them. I'm not going to shoot the ball great every night."
"I've been watching Messi for some time now, and his ability to decide games and keep possession of the ball is amazing."
"I wouldn't say I'm a ball hog. I'm a shooter."
"Do you know how a man makes his way here? By brilliant genius or by skilful corruption. You must either cut your way through these masses of men like a cannon ball, or steal among them like a plague."
"Materialism and spirituality are two pretty racquets with which charlatans in cap and gown make the same ball fly."
"Women are so useless and unimaginative, aren't they? All they ever think of planting in the dirt is the seed of something beautiful or edible. The only missile they can ever think of throwing at anybody is a ball or a bridal bouquet."
"We just couldn't hit shots. We had good looks but they weren't falling and we kept turning the ball over."