"The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat"
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"Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist."
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"It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him."
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"You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!"
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"I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents"
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"You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!"
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"Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch"
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"That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle."
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"Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side."
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"I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants."
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"Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands."
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"You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed."
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"I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I’ll still love you."
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"Movies. Drinks. Headless chickens. You know, girl stuff."
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"We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie"
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"I’d gone heavy on the black eye makeup until raccoons and I could pass for cousins."
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"She was my mother. I couldn't threaten to slap, stab, beat or even name call her. I tried to think of something to scare her into never mentioning the predicament with the Dreamsnatcher again. I'll become a swinger," I said. her eyes bugged. Uptight rearing made her uncomfortable with alternate lifestyles. "That's right. threesomes, foursomes, and more. bones knows about a thousand chicks who'd love to hop into bed with us. It'll be kinky, we'll get out freak on.-"
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"Happy belated birthday, Cat," he said, giving me a self-deprecating smile. "Aren't you glad Juan picked the place and not me? We wold have had lattes and hors d'oeuvres instead of liquor and G-strings. Anyone get you a gin yet?"
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"I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation."
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"If you were Catholic, you'd singe the ears of the priest you confessed to."
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