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Groucho Marx Actor, Comedian, Writer
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"I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing."

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Lin Yutang Writer
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"Business men who are busy the whole day and immediately go to bed after supper, snoring like cows, are not likely to contribute anything to culture."

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Morgan Freeman Actor, Narrator
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"You want to retire from a job you're not that all enamoured with. I love what I do. I want to keep doing it till I can't get out of bed doing it."

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Alan King Comedian, Actor
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"My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating."

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Bob Dylan Singer-songwriter
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"Some are masters of illusions, some are ministers of trade, all under the same delusion, all their beds unmade."

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Anne Sexton Poet, Author
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"No matter whose bed you die in the bed will be yours for your voyage onto the surgical andiron of God."

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