"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?"
"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."
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"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn."
"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
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