"And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working."
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"No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life."
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"And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!"
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"I'm over the Oscar thing. I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you're in trouble. It's like wanting to be married - you'll take anybody. If you want the Oscar really badly, it becomes a naked desire and ambition. It becomes very unattractive. I've seen it."
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"Like: 'Don't walk out there with one hand in your pocket unless there's somethin' in there you're going to bring out.' You gotta commit. You've gotta go out there and improvise and you've gotta be completely unafraid to die. You've got to be able to take a chance to die. And you have to die lots. You have to die all the time."
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"People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong."
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"I try to be available for life to happen to me. We're in this life, and if you're not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it. But if you're available, life gets huge. You're really living it."
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"The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything."
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"Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired."
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"Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go."
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"The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do."
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"Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse."
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"I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships."
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"The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself: That’s where home is."
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"This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life."
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"I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him."
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"If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question"
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"I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the rest of the people … they're useful in terms of compost for the whole planet, you know."
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"I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live."
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"Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here."
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