Martin Luther
Theologian
"A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass."
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Ass
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Ernest Hemingway
Novelist
"Develop a built-in bullshit detector."
Lil Wayne
Rapper, Musician
"You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga."
George Herbert
Poet
"I had rather ride on an ass that carries me than a horse that throws me."
Ava Gardner
Actress
"Love is nothing but a pain in the ass"
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"Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart will be found an ass."
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"Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses."
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"Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless."
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"I can't be paralyzed anymore by the critics. My new mantra is, if you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked on occasion, then I'm not interested in your feedback. You don't get to sit in the cheat seat and criticize my appearance or my work with mean-spiritedness if you're also not in the arena."
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"What convinces is not necessarily true-it is merely convincing: a note for asses."
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"If you really want to make a change, just get up off your ass and do it."
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"If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you."
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"Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole."
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"I really don't know whether any place contains more pianists than Paris, or whether you can find more asses and virtuosos anywhere."
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"In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude."
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"Do your homework and know your business better than anyone. Otherwise, someone who knows more and works harder will kick your ass."
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"The books are to remind us what asses and fools we are."
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"Art is a finger up the bourgeoisie ass."
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"You can stay and die or you can walk your ugly ass back through that gate. It's your call, pal."
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"The world is so ass-backwards it almost makes you wish you were dyslexic."
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"Investing is where you find a few great companies and then sit on your ass."
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"Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it."
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"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass."
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"Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?"
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"If you buy something because it's undervalued, then you have to think about selling it when it approaches your calculation of its intrinsic value. That's hard. But if you buy a few great companies, then you can sit on your ass. That's a good thing."
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