"Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate."
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"What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead."
"I'm addicted to chocolate. I used to snort cocoa."
"You know, I live a monastic lifestyle. No, I do. I do live in extremes, basically. I go back and forth. Once every six months, I'll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has ever been consumed by a human being."
"The story of my life can be told in silver: in chocolate mills, serving spoons, and services for twelve. The story of my life has nothing to do with me. The story of my life is things. Things that aren’t mine, that won’t ever be mine. It’s all I’ve ever known. I wish it wasn’t."
"I don't love acting; I love chocolate."
"Steve Jobs has a great speech where he talks about how the wrong turns in his life truly set him on the path that he needed to be on. Anyway, what do I do? I bake. I'm pretty competitive about my chocolate chip banana bread. I don't think anyone can believe how good it is. It's really on another level."
"I always thought the Bible was more of a salad thing, you know, but it isn't. It's a chocolate thing."
"Chocolate is not cheating! After a salty meal, you need a little bit of sweet. This is living, not cheating."
"I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka... and welcome to my chocolate factory."
"Coraline opened the box of chocolates. The dog looked at them longingly. "Would you like one?" she asked the little dog. "Yes, please," whispered the dog. "Only not toffee ones. They make me drool." "I thought chocolates weren't very good for dogs," she said, remembering something Miss Forcible had once told her. "Maybe where you come from," whispered the little dog. "Here, it's all we eat."
"You know, they've got these chocolate assortments, and you like some but you don't like others? And you eat all the ones you like, and the only ones left are the ones you don't like as much? I always think about that when something painful comes up. Now I just have to polish these off, and everything'll be OK. Life is a box of chocolates. I suppose you could call it a philosophy."
"I'm not supposed to have chocolate before dinner."
"But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards."
"Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to love other men. Equally, some women prefer to love other women. There is a word to describe this kind of behaviour. Love."
"I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies."
"McKinley has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair."
"My weakness is dark chocolate. I carry little tins of it in my purse."
"The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm not extreme about what I eat."
"Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong!"