Kate Smith
Singer
"Ice cream was my undoing, and six chocolate milk shakes in a row were nothing to me at one time."
Chocolate quotes
Chocolate
443 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
David Wolfe
Nutritionist
"This is the only planet with chocolate, so we've got to save it."
Katharine Hepburn
Actress
"What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate."
John Oliver
Comedian
"Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f---ing wants them there."
Al Pacino
Actor, Filmmaker
"Love is overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate"
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"It’s the well-behaved children that make the most formidable revolutionaries. They don’t say a word, they don’t hide under the table, they eat only one piece of chocolate at a time. But later on, they make society pay dearly."
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"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar."
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"As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing.... Just drink it black, the way God does"
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"Originally, we were going to set up a cappuccino bar in the showroom, but we've been so busy, ... We decided when we're old and grey, we're going to set up a coffee shop, and we formed the company about 18 months ago when we thought of the name. It's going to be TLC - Tastes Like Chocolate."
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"Coffee and chocolate-the inventor of mocha should be sainted."
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"When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies."
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"Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either."
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"I will never get tired of making chocolate chip cookies. Never."
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"There's one white powder which is by far the most lethal known, it's called sugar. . . . The Caribbean back in the 18th century was a soft drug producer: sugar, rum, tobacco, chocolate. And in order to do it, they had to enslave Africans."
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"Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to others."
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"Have you ever seen a really good chocolate dish & women? It affects women not like men. It’s incredible."
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"the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate"
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"Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone."
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"There is an enormous amount of interest in raw and organic foods, but more recently it is superfoods. People want to know more about chia seeds, mocha, raw chocolate and cocoa, and what they can do for you."
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"Granola didn't sell very well when it was good for you. Now it has caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated fat and sweeteners with a small amount of oats and grains. Sales picked up."
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"There are no letters in the mailbox And there are no grapes upon the vine And there are no chocolates in your boxes anymore And there are no diamonds in the mine"
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"Pictures aren't made out of doctrines. Since the appearance of impressionism, the official salons, which used to be brown, have become blue, green, and red...But peppermint or chocolate, they are still confections."
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"That pipe, just so happens to lead to the room where I make the most delicious flavored chocolate covered fudge." Then he will be made into strawberry flavoered chocolate covered fudge, they'll be selling him by the pound, all over the world!" No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus flavored chocolate covered gloop? Ew. No one would buy it."
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"My beauty secret is... nothing! I don't drink too much water. I don't eat very well. Sometimes I cheat and grab some chocolate. The best thing is to eat what you want, but not very much."
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"The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters."
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