"Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right."
"Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a compulsive ritual which had no greater savour than the fumes of burning money."
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Source: Clive James (2013). “The Complete Unreliable Memoirs”, p.292, Pan Macmillan
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