"Master and Doctor are my titles; for ten years now, without repose, I held my erudite recitals and led my pupils by the nose."
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"We have taken a major step forward in providing a new high quality education facility at Longbridge. Not only will the new Bournville College shape Birmingham's learning environment, it will also form the first phase of the new Longbridge town centre and, therefore, represents a milestone in a new future for Longbridge."
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"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any."
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"When I was in college my girl got me a job at the doctor's office she was working at. I was a file clerk. No disrespect but I don't think a man can do that job. It takes so much meticulous and precise file-keeping."
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"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, Tide, Roll!""
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"Most players don't mind drug testing once they realize they don't have to study for it."
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"That's all that it's going to be. God bless them. But you know what? I've got a nice house and a kid in college, and I'll tell you, we cannot handle it. Giving our paycheck away when you still worked and earned it? That's just not going to fly."
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"When I'm 40, too old to be a rock star, I plan to go back to college to study classical music."
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"Steve Jobs, Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg didn't finish college. Too much emphasis is placed on formal education - I told my children not to worry about their grades but to enjoy learning."
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"There is a science of war, but how strange that there isn't a science of peace. There are colleges of war; why can’t we study peace?"
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"Before high school ended, I started applying to college. It really wasn't even a choice because of the brainwashing of my parents."
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"Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
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"I would counsel people to go to college, because it's one of the best times in your life in terms of who you meet and develop a broad set of intellectual skills."
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"I began my education at a very early age; in fact, right after I left college."
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"Like Ice Cube asks, "Why are more niggers in the pen than in college?" It's easier to go to the pen than it is to go to college."
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"The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs."
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"Everybody can be great...because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve."
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"I don't believe in colleges and universities. I believe in libraries because most students don't have any money. When I graduated from high school, it was during the Depression and we had no money. I couldn't go to college, so I went to the library three days a week for 10 years."
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"Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college."
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"The best education you can get is investing in yourself, and that doesn't mean college or university."
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