Owen Wilson
Actor
"You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women."
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Condom
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Barack Obama
Politician
"If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree."
Clive James
Writer
"Arnold Schwarzenegger looks like a brown condom full of walnuts."
Wendy Wright
Author
"There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures."
Dana Gould
Comedian
"I have no ability to develop muscle tone. I could do situps all day and still look like a condom full of walnuts."
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"So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?"
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"I think the Americans fished out the same condom but found it had too many holes in it."
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"Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches."
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"You know, we are one nation under a god. Yes, you were right. An angry, crack slinging god who decorates with bullets and spent condoms."
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