"Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with."
About Dana Gould
Dana Gould — Life and Legacy
Dana Gould is a prominent comedian and writer whose work has significantly influenced the landscape of modern comedy. Known for his sharp observational humor, Gould's distinctive voice emerges from his ability to blend personal experiences with broader societal themes. His quote, 'Comedy is a form of therapy,' encapsulates his belief that humor can be a powerful tool for processing trauma and navigating the complexities of life. By addressing the absurdities of existence, Gould encourages audiences to confront their own struggles through laughter. Gould's comedy often reflects a deep understanding of identity, as he asserts that one's personal narrative shapes their comedic voice. He famously stated, 'The best comedy comes from pain,' highlighting how humor can arise from the darkest moments of life. This perspective not only resonates with audiences but also challenges the notion that comedy must always be light-hearted. Through his work, including the series 'Stand Against Evil,' Gould masterfully intertwines horror and humor, showcasing his belief that laughter can thrive even in the face of adversity. Today, Dana Gould's quotes and comedic insights continue to resonate, offering a lens through which to view the complexities of human experience. His ability to find humor in pain and absurdity not only entertains but also provides a sense of connection and understanding for those navigating their own challenges.
Quote collection
Dana Gould quotes (page 1 of 13)
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"Competition is the death of art."
"Have you noticed since Global Warming took hold that all the snowmen look kind of angry?"
"They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino."
"The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family."
"Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog."
"Women are like pumpkins; you search and search for the perfect one, bring it home, and the next thing you know, you're looking for a knife."
"We all enter this world in the same way: naked, screaming, soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there."
"I like to think of Doritos as emotional packing material to safeguard the feelings I've swallowed."
"Unshaven dudes in hoodies and ski caps look so hip and cool, until they too close to a grocery cart full of dented cans."
"To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down."
"Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business."
"I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play like horny old ladies!"
"I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid."
"Life imitates art but art intimidates life."
"Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels... Chocolate. So afraid to be alone."
"One phrase you don't want kicking off your obituary is, Never, in the long history of bungee jumping."
"I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros."
"A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows."
"Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be."