"Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another."
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"I don't mean to sound corny, but it's one word: results. If you get results, you can get anyone."
"To be immortal is commonplace; except for man, all creatures are immortal, for they are ignorant of death; what is divine, terrible, incomprehensible, is to know that one is immortal."
"What we now call the browser is whatever defines the web. What fits in the browser is the World Wide Web and a number of trivial standards to handle that so that the content comes."
"I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart."
"I know it sounds a bit corny, but I do think that beauty and sexiness come from within."
"The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke."
"It sounds so trite, but my private life is mine."
"When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you don't make a documentary, a documentary makes you. It really does."
"Nothing is so commonplace has the wish to be remarkable."
"Because I'm always so paranoid about doing corny things, or cheesy things in music, that often I probably don't make as good music as I could if I wasn't stifling it so much."
"There are not the same factual shows anymore - children's TV has become much more trivial."
"I like A&E. I like those corny intimate-portrait things. They're so kind of ingenious and artificial and soothing."
"It's always been hard for me to do without sounding precious or too corny or whatever."