"Why did I adopt kids? I dunno. Let me look at my family: religious weirdo, gun nut, biker, boozer, dead tooth, too many cats, the guy who talks to his truck. Hmm. Maybe I adopted because genetically my balls are full of poison."

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Source: Dana Carvey talks parenting, “SNL” and Carlmont High cross country. Interview with Peter Hartlaub, blog.sfgate.com. April 30, 2010.

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Dana Gould

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Dana Gould is a comedian and writer known for his sharp wit and unique insights into identity and the human experience, particularly through his work in television.

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