Kurt Cobain
Musician, Singer-Songwriter
"If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop."
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Poop
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Wayne Dyer
Author, Motivational Speaker
"If all you do is follow the herd, you'll just be stepping in poop all day"
Oprah Winfrey
Television host, producer, philanthropist
"Everybody looks at their poop."
Dana Gould
Comedian
"Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog."
Tom Robbins
Novelist, Essayist
"Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?"
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"To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down."
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"You know we fixate on the food so much itself: “Oh, the ultimate brownie or the ultimate this or that” -- well, let me tell you something: It’s all poop in about 12 hours, okay? The real power that food has is its ability to connect human beings to each other -- that’s the stuff right there and, to me, everything else is secondary to that."
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"My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere."
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"Question: What is the white stuff in bird poop? Answer: That is bird poop, too."
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"The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are!"
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"I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all."
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