"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
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"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."
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"I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle."
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"If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?"
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"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!"
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"When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's."
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"I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults."
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"Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive"
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"If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call."
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"If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records."
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"For the last 30 years, I've been leading a life of crime and international intrigue that's involved 40 stamps in my passport, love affairs, and broken hearts to go with each one of them. You would have to live three lifetimes to catch up with just the allegations that follow me!"
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"Well a good writer writes, a good musician listens to a lot more than he actually composes, and if you're going to do lyrics - well, there's a Freudian slip. That's not even a slip, that's a Freudian move: I said going to do lyrics. If you really want it to ring true, you'll live it first. Go really get your heart broken!"
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"He who knows how will always work for he who knows why."
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"People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!"
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"Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade."
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"Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog."
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"We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time."
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"When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it."
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"I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year."
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"The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!"
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