Bottles quotes
310 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
"I didn’t go to religion to make me happy. I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don’t recommend Christianity."
"I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."
"No matter how much good things are going on around you, you still have them little negative things that just wanna come out in front. But you bottle them in because you have so many other great things, but they still there."
"Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend."
"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak."
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"If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call."
"The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all."
"Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it."
"My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama"
"Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey"
"Breastfeeding should not be taboo - and bottle feeding should not be judged - it's ALL fun for the whole family."
"I have always had more dread of a pen, a bottle of ink, and a sheet of paper than of a sword or pistol."
"By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there."
"Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
"A bottle of wine was good company."
"We could park the van and walk to town, find cheapest bottle of wine that we could find. And talk about the road behind, how getting lost is not a waste of time."
"A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you."
"I would happily die with a bottle of white Burgundy in my mouth."
"That buck that bought a bottle could have struck the lotto"
"Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine."
"You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble."
"When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle."
"Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!"
"A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle."
"What is your aim in philosophy? To show the fly the way out of the fly-bottle."
