"I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert."
"Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious."
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Source: 'Comedy Central Presents' ('Demetri Martin'). Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. March 19, 2004.
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