"Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back. Its a cold world out there."
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"When I had the honor to be a second lieutenant, I ate dry bread, but I never let anyone know that I was poor."
"Eat and carouse with Bacchus, or munch dry bread with Jesus, but don't sit down without one of the gods."
"If a woman hasn't got a tiny streak of harlot in her, she's a dry stick as a rule."
"A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day."
"There's a very fine line between giving someone the Heimlich maneuver and dry-humping a stranger."
"But even if I'm left high and dry at the end of this wild journey, just taking it is a great feeling."
"If you want to dry hump someone you don't know, just act like they were choking."
"She was like a crinkled poppy; with the desire to drink dry dust."
"Leopards break into the temple and drink all the sacrificial vessels dry; it keeps happening; in the end, it can be calculated in advance and is incorporated into the ritual."
"You already know when I'm writing, so don't be surprised if it's short and dry, because I'm too hungry to write anything fat"
"The shallow teapot does the most spouting, and boils dry most quickly!"
"My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme"
"Because these wings are no longer wings to fly But merely vans to beat the air The air which is now thoroughly small and dry Smaller and dryer than the will Teach us to care and not to care Teach us to sit still"
"Dislodging a green nut from it's shell is almost impossible, but let it dry and the lightest tap will do it."
"Many shed tears merely for show, and have dry eyes when no one's around to observe them."
"You've been walking the ocean's edge, holding up your robes to keep them dry. You must dive naked under, and deeper under, a thousand times deeper!"
"You have to eat oatmeal or you'll dry up. Anybody knows that."
"Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer."
"When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry."
"There is no coming to heaven with dry eyes."