"If you want to mess with me, you'd rather be ready for the consequences."
"When I first heard the word existential, I didn't know what it meant. But then I found out that no one knows what it means, so now I use it all the time."
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Source: Francine Pascal (2014). “My First Love and Other Disasters: My First Love and Other Disasters; Love & Betrayal & Hold the Mayo; My Mother Was Never a Kid”, p.651, Simon and Schuster
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