"I used to butcher my Barbies. I would draw hearts on their cheeks. I would give them haircuts and I would keep going because it would be uneven and they would be left bald"
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"I'm just a Ragetty Anne in a Barbie Doll World"
"Maybe instead of buying myself another Barbie, I could donate that to the Kmart Wishing Tree."
"I had a confusing relationship with my Barbies, but I love trolls. I tortured my Barbies."
"Ella was vapid and worthless at least nine-tenths of the time, but when she got really mad, her face became sharp and purposeful. Almost vicious. Like if Barbie were suddenly possessed by Atilla the Hun."
"I stay close to my roots and my family. I never want to forget any part of it. I'm still just a hillbilly at heart, thus a Backwoods Barbie."
"Barbie's one of those fads whose popularity makes you lose all faith in the human race."
"I became Vulnerability TED, like an action figure - like Ninja Barbie, but I'm Vulnerability TED."
"The first design I created was a circular skirt for my Barbie when I was 7."
"...although I had to admit a certain affection for the Mattel booth advertising Urban Survival Barbie, now with her own Machete and blood testing unit."