"Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it."
"It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn."
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Source: Frank Muir, Denis Norden (1984). “The utterly ultimate 'My word!' collection”, Methuen Pub Ltd
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