"A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts"
"I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one."
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Source: Frank Smith (2014). “To Think: In Language, Learning and Education”, p.108, Routledge
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