Jane Austen
Novelist
"In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
Funny Relationship quotes
Funny Relationship
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Groucho Marx
Actor, Comedian, Writer
"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Poet, Playwright, Novelist
"If I love you, what business is it of yours?"
Rabindranath Tagore
Poet, Playwright, Novelist
"Love is an endless mystery, for it has nothing else to explain it."
Kami Garcia
Author
"we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted and strung between the fingers of strangers"
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
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"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
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"Seek Not Every Quality In One Individual."
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"I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one."
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"I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies."
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"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"
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"All diseases run into one, old age."
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"The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity, but in being uninteresting."
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"You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it's so repetitious.'"
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"Tenderness emerges from the fact that the two persons, longing, as all individuals do, to overcome the separateness and isolation to which we are all heir because we are individuals, can participate in a relationship that, for the moment, is not of two isolated selves but a union"
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"Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice."
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"We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him."
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"The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for man"
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"I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend."
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"My mother's last word to me clanks inside me like an iron bell that someone beats at dinnertime: love, love, love, love, love."
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"The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life."
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"My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma."
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