"Man's last day must ever be awaited and none to be counted happy until his death, until his last funeral rites are paid."
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"It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie."
"You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business."
"We should not expect the state to appear in the guise of an extravagant good fairy at every christening, a loquacious companion at every stage of life's journey, and the unknown mourner at every funeral."
"Religious unity can look like a carnival and religious liberty can look like a funeral."
"Every virtue has its privilege: for example, that of contributing its own little bundle of wood to the funeral pyre of one condemned."
"I have passed the mountain peak and my soul is soaring in the firmament of Complete and unbounded freedom; I am in comfort, I am in peace."
"A solemn funeral is inconceivable to the Chinese mind."
"A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't even be there."
"Funerals...are for the living."
"I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are for the living."
"A funeral is for those left behind. Sometimes, one wonders if the weeping is more out of fear for ourselves than it is sympathy for the deceased."