Funny Friendship quotes

Funny Friendship

11 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.

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Voltaire
Voltaire Philosopher, Writer

"The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends."

Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck Humorist, Writer

"Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them."

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