Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Poet, Novelist
"No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books."
Funny Friendship quotes
Funny Friendship
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Voltaire
Philosopher, Writer
"The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends."
Erma Bombeck
Humorist, Writer
"Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them."
J. K. Rowling
Novelist, Screenwriter
"There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other."
Mark Twain
Writer, Humorist
"I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly."
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"There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool."
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