Saul Bellow
Novelist
"A man is only as good as what he loves."
Funny Valentines Day quotes
Funny Valentines Day
27 quotes on this topic — from poets, philosophers, and thinkers across history.
Oscar Wilde
Writer
"By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation."
William Shakespeare
Playwright, Poet
"Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love."
Yeardley Smith
Actress, Voice Actress
"Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
Joyce Brothers
Psychologist
"No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!"
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"Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone."
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"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"
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"Some emotions don't make a lot of noise. It's hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint - like a heartbeat. And pure love - why, some days it's so quiet, you don't even know it's there."
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