"Never place a period where God has placed a comma."
"We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take."
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Source: Olympic skater Gracie Gold's secret to a tight, toned core. www.foxnews.com. February 14, 2014.
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