"I can't understand guys who just have to have your autograph. What do you do when you get home, take it out & look at it?"
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"I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways."
"If you tell a guy you don't like being tickled and he tickles you anyway, that's a red flag."
"My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire."
"I happen to be kind of an inquisitive guy and when I see things I don't like, I start thinking, why do they have to be like this and how can I improve them?"
"I think I'm basically the same guy I always was. Maybe I've learned, through experience, to rein in some of the anger and temper they say redheads normally have."
"When you think about the guys who started Twitter, and the Google guys, and the Facebook guys and the Napster guys, and the Microsoft guys, and the Dell guys and the Instagram guys, it's all guys. The girls, they're being left behind."
"When I started studying tenor saxophone as a kid in Belfast, I did so with a guy named George Cassidy, who was also a big inspiration."
"Never let a boy be your life. They can live in your world, but never make a guy your world."
"I think, a lot of times when you meet someone, you feel like you need to appear like you're not interested in them so that they'll be more interested in you. But what happens when you start showing him that you actually like him? What's he gonna do then? Play the tape forward; how do you keep a guy like that? I don't want to sign up for that."
"You should vote for Neoprene Byzantine in the Hot Hundred, they're really sweet guys and that Moscow song is just wow! Hurry guys voting closes really soon mwah!"
"Telling computer guys that they need to have permission to quote things is like having to tell little children about Death."
"I always stay out of the rehearsal room you know when they first come in. Then once they had chance to play a little bit, then I walk in. Because I've seen guys fall apart."
"There's a spirit that grabs me, and it's in every one of you guys, but the questions is, how much time are we wasting?"
"And everyday I read the paper, there's another lie. They show my picture for the crimes of another guy."
"I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills."
"When I got out of high school I hit the road. I lived like a gypsy. Those were the best times of my life. I was living from club to club not knowing where my next meal was coming from. No credit cards, no apartment, no bills, no managers, just on the road with a truck and five guys."
"The world of comic book collecting is not a pretty place. For a bunch of guys who like good-over-evil stories, you sure meet a lot of morally bankrupt assholes."
"I'm kind of a distractible guy."
"I have arm-wrestled here and there... guys seem to want to test my strength."